MUIOF!

Dear YouKnowWhoYouAre,

You are ruining my life, honestly. You don't come around for two months, and then all of a sudden... BAM! You show up when I least expect you. Our relationship is quite tender. I dislike you, and you try to become part of my life once a month or so. I was hoping that this was it, that I would never have to see you again, but I was wrong because you showed up today. Really? You chose now? I have a supper busy next couple of days, and you are going to make them worse. A Track Meet and a Girls Choir Concert tomorrow, math day at Peru and Academic Awards Night/NHS inductions on Friday, Conference Track Meet on Saturday, Girls Choir performance on Sunday, Track Meet on Monday, another Track Meet and a band concert on Tuesday. You chose the worst possible time to show up. Newsflash, I don't want you around. Please go away. I don't like you, as well as every other woman in her right mind on this earth. MUIOF!

Sincerely,
Your Most Hated Victim (that's me, by the way)